How to NOT to be accepted to ANY CPA network

cnwelf

抄袭的.

大家没有通过联盟的可以看下.笑下

Username: DrugDealer
Password: it doesn't matter i always forget it.
First name: Mahmoud
Last name: Ahmadinejad

Address: The corner of 5st ave. and 42th street.
Suite/Apt: The third bench.
City: who are you? the police?
State: I'm banned from 48 stats (so guess)...
Zip / Postal code: I don't believe it the post office.
Country: USA (illegal immigrant)
Phone number: You mean the fake phone number for CL?

Email: I only hold email until there blocked from all the spam i'm sending
Website(s) you plan to promote campaigns: How-To-Scam-Affiliates-Networks.info (I know that the .com is available).
Number of monthly visitors: Just the close friends...
Search Type: I search and find the people in the subway, I beat them till they sign up for paid offers.
Will you be promoting through email? Sure... I like spamming people.
IP Address you mail from: It changes from spam list to spam list.
Email List size: Why do you wanna buy it?
Opt-In: sure. the spider opt them in automatically.
Is your traffic Incentivized? of course... if they don't want me to beat them to death.

Which other networks do you work with? Well... i got banned from the all... you're the last one.
What are your average monthly earnings with other networks? since I'm banned they hold my money, but we're suing them... my layer said he expect up to 3K per month.

Alternate Email: fax
Alternate Phone number: shouting
ICQ: do you think i'm 18 yrs old?
AIM: another crap...
MSN: Don't like them...
Yahoo: hope they'll get better

Do you want to receive emails from ***? sure... send me all the spam you can find (I forward me emails to President[at]Whitehorse.gov).
Are you an existing Publisher with ***? I was (before I was banned)
Were you referred by a *** Affiliate Manager? yes. I meet you AM at the affiliate summit (actually I waited by his car). At first he tried to run away but fortunately I was the best runner in jail... anyways he told me where he worked. I didn't got his name, but I got his number plate (sincerely the actual plate)
How did you find out about us?: In  form (they said you're easy to scam) and my granny said something about you before she died ( or it's was get the pillow out of my face.... well, i don't remember - I was high).

Notes: If you got any more question I'll be around you're home at 4am.
Type in security code as shown on image: I've got captcha blindness

cnwelf

Username: 卖药的人
Password:  我忘了
First name: Mahmoud
Last name: Ahmadinejad

Address: The corner of 5st ave. and 42th street.
Suite/Apt: The third bench.
City: 你是哪个.警察吗?我可是不告诉别人
State: 我已经不在48个洲里面.你猜下剩下的
Zip / Postal code:我才不相信油箱
Country: 美国(当然我是非法移民)
Phone number: You mean the fake phone number for CL?

cnwelf

Email: 我发送垃圾邮件哪个吗
Website(s) 我如何搞亏你们公司(CPA 公司).INFO
Number of monthly visitors: 就我和几个朋友
Search Type: 私下找几个人搞.我要求他们注册不然就搞他们
Will you be promoting through email? 当然.我通过群发垃圾邮件
IP Address you mail from: 当然是这个垃圾地址到另外一个垃圾地址
Email List size: 你怎么希望我去卖
Opt-In: 自动群发垃圾邮件
Is your traffic Incentivized? 当然.老子给他们说.你打不赢我.就给我做事情.

cnwelf

Which other networks do you work with? 当然.我申请很多.都拒绝.你们最后一个.不爽的话.我就搞你.
What are your average monthly earnings with other networks? 我律师说大概有3K/月的收入.当时这些钱都在你们那里.因为我帐号都被封了.

cnwelf

另外 Email: fax
另外Phone number: 关机中
ICQ: 你娃娃有没有高错.我才18吗.这个东西我老早就不用.
AIM: 不爽他们
MSN: 老子早就不用
Yahoo: 这个IM特别垃圾.所以在考虑中

cnwelf

Do you want to receive emails from ***? sure... send me all the spam you can find (I forward me emails to President[at]Whitehorse.gov).
当然希望得到你的邮件.然后我可以发垃圾邮件给你.如果你怕的话.就到这里
胡静涛@中南海.COM
Are you an existing Publisher with ***? I was (before I was banned) 我当然有了.全部的公司.我都有.因为我申请帐号全部被封了.
Were you referred by a *** Affiliate Manager?
我在AS展会遇到他们.(实际上。我给你说.我在他准备搞他.结果他看我老子就跑.还好我在监狱的时候.是短跑冠军.最后被老子追到.他就告诉我他在那里工作.但是我忘了他的名字.
yes. I meet you AM at the affiliate summit (actually I waited by his car). At first he tried to run away but fortunately I was the best runner in jail... anyways he told me where he worked. I didn't got his name, but I got his number plate (sincerely the actual plate)
How did you find out about us?: In DP form (they said you're easy to scam) and my granny said something about you before she died ( or it's was get the pillow out of my face.... well, i don't remember - I was high).
我在一个emu网站发现你们.因为你们那里emu赚钱特别简单.所以我准备搞你们.

哈哈

yuanshen76

纯粹是玩啊
o(∩_∩)o...哈哈

妃子笑

好像不通。