一个瞌睡学生和老师的搞笑对话

妃子笑

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.

老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teachereter！Tellus,what'sthebiggestintheworld?

老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？

Peter:Well,well....eyelids....

彼得:嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher:What？Eyelids？

老师：什么？眼皮？

Peter:Yes,sir.BecauseassoonasIshutmyeyes,theeyelidscovereverythingoftheworld.

彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

soz

Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover every thing of the world